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April 02 woahIs today's weather crap or what! . . Its interskool today (i came home after my event) and we couldnt even see to the other side of the oval it was that dusty, then it started to rain, it mixed with the dust and it was like it was raining mud! lol anyway i was in javelin and i came 5th, woo i guess :) annnnd now i shall go do some homework . . . and maybe a lil bit of youtube lol. catchas later! xoxox March 30 emmy said this to me!i knew i shouldnt have agreed to our las vegas marriage, priest: 'emily, do u pledge to love that person no matter what' emily: '(drunken) yes,yes i do' IM SO STUPID
i thought we were in love! lol lauren's weekend :)friday= luke's house then watching mums basketball grand final then movie, Saturday= clean family friends car outside and scrub all inside, windows, vaccume etc (it was hell dirty only been cleaned once in 6 years!!!!!), clean my car then go to work 3 30 till 8 30, then go see nan and come home and watch movie with dad. Today= clean kitchen, clean turtle tank, clean my room, go out 4 lunch and got hom like 15 mins ago hehe i am so freaking hypo rite now!!!!!!!!!! lalala miss sigon
L is for the way u look at me, O is for the only one i see, V is very very xtra ordinary, E is even more than anyone that u adore!
L.O.V.E
~2moro lowa and i go nads!!!!!~
March 26 For emmyHey dearest . . . hope year 12 is going ok . . ish. kinda . . .gay. But anyway yes my plan was to write a really sweet and inspiring message, but it didnt work out that way? at least you got a whole blog dedicated to you? cool i guess . . i mite as well go, ive done enough damage lol xoxoxoxox
good luck. SwEeTnEsSLAURA'S CREATIVE ACTIVITY... TRY IT!!!! I want you to create a universe that is inside a universe that is inside a planet that is inside an era that is inside a star that is inside a cat that is inside an egg that is inside bacteria that is inside a blade of grass that is inside you J
it'll blow your mane!!
freaking sweet . . . . you make no sense? lol xoxo March 20 How to be needy and clingy . . . or just plain annoying!
Wow, believe it or not i made this list myself . . can you tell i was bored? : ) lol, bye bye! xoxoxoxox (^_^) woooEASTER AT LOWA'S IS GONNA ROCK! March 19 haha *crazy dazed smile*I'd just like to say a big fuck you to the people who keep jerking me around . . . ummm thats it :)
have a nice day
~love from me~ lol tis funnyReason 4 a PreNup.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
March 18 biology and maths according to lowa! BIOLOGY MATHS!!  Humans = Homosapien
Lauren = Homosapien
(Abbreviating) Lauren = Homo
(In correct order) Homo = Lauren
 Therefore Lauren is Gay! :D  *hehe*
wow. . . . . this is what we did in biology today . . productive? :) lol
catchas later! xoxoxo March 05 FriendsA friend is like a flower, ~By Emma Guest~ February 29 LOL!Oh my freaking god lowa do u have madness or what :D those comments are awesome as!!!! Im loving it!! :) if i can get the net to work after skool i shall leave you a better comment!
xoxoxo
(^_^) February 25 To my dearest lowa!Hey my dear, just a thought, i dunno if it would work or not. But for Easter we could all go to ur place 4 the whole time or something? :) i dunno, just a thought??? hehe xoxo
PaRtY!
woooo!тнαηк уσυ ѕσ мυ¢н ƒσя тσ∂αу ℓσωα αη∂ кαуℓα! уσυ gυуѕ яσ¢к αη∂ ι ℓσνє уα'ѕ! :) уσυ gανє υѕ тιмє, αη∂ тнαт ωαѕ ωнαт ωαѕ ηєє∂є∂, ѕσ тнαηкуσυ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ι σωє υ gυуѕ!
χσχσχσχσ
~ℓσνєη ιт~
(^_^) ĎĨŃĞ ŦŔĨĔŚ ÁŔĔ ĎŐŃĔ!∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σηє ∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σηє ι gσттα яυη ι gσттα яυη ι ωσяк α вυяgαя кιηg мαкιηg ƒℓαмє gяιℓℓє∂ ωнσρρєяѕ ι ωєαя ραρєяѕ нαтѕ ωσυℓ∂ υ ℓιкє αη αρρℓє ριє ωιтн тнαт ωσυℓ∂ υ ℓιкє αη αρρℓє ριє ωιтн тнαт ∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σηє ∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σηє ι gσттα яυη ι gσттα яυη ∂σηт тσυ¢н тнє ƒяιєѕ αη∂ нσт ƒαт ιт яєαℓℓу нυятѕ вα∂ αη∂ ѕσ ∂σ ѕкιη gяαρнѕ ωσυℓ∂ υ ℓιкє αη αρρℓє ριє ωιтн тнαт ωσυℓ∂ υ ℓιкє αη αρρℓє ριє ωιтн тнαт ωαιт ƒσя тнє вєℓℓ ¢αηт нєαя тнє вєℓℓ ωнєяє ιѕ тнє вєℓℓ ωαιт ƒσя тнє вєℓℓ ∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σηє ∂ιηg ƒяιєѕ я ∂σσσηє!! February 18 The emotions of my dear friend emily right now!
I love you emmy! and im so glad that you have had the chance to feel this happy again!!!!
xoxoxoxoxox
(^_^) February 07 its baaaaaaaack! :)Alrighty kids we are here today to learn about the laws of science. You have to listen carefully and if u do not pass the test at the end of the course . . . . . u will die. now it goes like this
hehehe i hope u pass or remember U WILL DIE!!!! :) have a great day! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!! February 05 ~until the end of time~ιƒ уσυя ℓσνє ωαѕ αℓℓ ι нα∂ ιη тнιѕ ℓιƒє, тнαт ωσυℓ∂ вє єησυgн υηтιℓ тнє єη∂ σƒ тιмє. ѕσ яєѕт уσυя ωєαяу нєαят αη∂ яєℓαχ уσυя мιη∂, ¢αυѕє ιм gσηηα ℓσνє уσυ υηтιℓ тнє єη∂ σƒ тιмє.
~נυѕтιη тιмвєяℓαкє~
υηтιℓ тнє єη∂ σƒ тιмє January 29 ιтѕ gσ тιмє . . . . . ωяιтє тнαт ∂σωη :)нєу, нσω уα ∂σιηg тнєяє؟ нммм . . . уα ∂σιηg gσσ∂؟ :) ¢αυѕє ι αм. тσ∂αу ωαѕ тнє ƒιяѕт ∂αу вα¢к тσ ѕ¢нσσℓ ѕσ ι αм σƒƒι¢ιαℓℓу α уя 11, ωσω :) тσ∂αу ωє ωєяє ιηтяσ∂υ¢є∂ тσ нєαρѕ σƒ ѕтυƒƒ αη∂ ι нανє σηє σƒ тнє ηєω тєα¢нєяѕ αѕ му нσмє ям тєα¢нєя, нєя ηαмє ιѕ мѕ ¢συzєηѕ ѕσ уєя. ι ¢нαηgє∂ ιηтσ мαтнѕ ѕтυ∂ιєѕ тσ∂αу, ι ƒιgυяє∂ ι ωσυℓ∂ נυѕт gινє ιт α gσ αη∂ ιƒ ι нαтє ℓιƒє тнєη ι ¢αη נυѕт ¢нαηgє вα¢к ∂σωη. ємιу ι ∂σηт кησω ιƒ уσυ ωιℓℓ тнιηк ι нανє ∂σηє тнє яιgнт тнιηg σя ησт вυт ι ∂σηт кησω муѕєℓƒ :) αн ι ωιℓℓ тяу тнσ. нσρєƒυℓℓу тσ∂αу тнєу ∂ι∂'ηт ƒяєαк уσυ συт αη∂ вє ℓιкє ĨŦ ŶŐÚ ĎŐŃ'Ť ĎŐ ĔЖŤŔĔМĔĹŶ ŴĔĹĹ ĨŃ ŶĔÁŔ ŤŴĔĹVĔ ŶŐÚ ŴĨĹĹ ĞĔŤ РŔĔĞŃÁŃŤ ÁŃĎ ĎĨĔ! ℓσℓ נσкιηg! уσυ ωσηт gєт ρяєgηαηт :) нєу gυєѕѕ ωнαт ℓσωα αη∂ ι нανє ¢нιℓ∂ ѕтυ∂ιєѕ тσgєтнєя ωιтн мяѕ σ! нєнє ѕнє ηєνєя ѕтσρѕ тαℓкιηg! αη∂ ѕнє вαѕι¢αℓℓу тσℓ∂ υѕ нєя ωнσℓє ℓιƒє ѕтσяу αвσυт ωнєη ѕнє ωαѕ α кι∂. ѕнє ωєηт ιηтσ ωαу тσσ мυ¢н ∂єтαιℓ :) ωє мιgнт вє нανιηg тнσѕє єℓє¢тяσηι¢ вαвιєѕ ѕσ тнαт ωιℓℓ вє ƒυηηу :) нєнє ιмαgιηє мє ιƒ ιт ωσкє мє υρ єαяℓу ιη тнє мσяηιηg! вυт ι тнιηк ιƒ уσυ ηєgℓє¢т σя нαям ιт уσυ ωσυℓ∂ кιη∂α gєт вα∂ мαякѕ . . . ∂αмη :) αηуωнσ ιƒ уσυ єνєя нανє тιмє уσυ ωιℓℓ вє αвℓє тσ нєℓρ мє ωιтн єηgℓιѕн ѕтυ∂ιєѕ αѕωєℓℓ, уαу! ωє αяє αωєѕσмє, αн ωєℓℓ ι ѕυρρσѕє ι нα∂ вєѕт gσ ∂σ тнαт яєα∂ιηg ι нανє тσ ∂σ ƒσя мяѕ мαιѕση :) тнαтѕ нαя∂ нσмєωσяк ƒσя мє, яєα∂ιηg! уαу ιтѕ ƒυη. нєу αη∂ ∂σηт ƒσяgєт ωє ηєє∂ тσ gσ ƒσя α ωαℓк σя ѕσмєтнιηg тнιѕ ωєєк, тнυяѕ∂αу ιѕ συт ƒσя мє вє¢αυѕє ιт ιѕ мι¢нαєℓ'ѕ в-∂αу αη∂ ι ∂ηт кησω ωнєη ι αм ωσякιηg уєт вυт ωнєη αяє уσυ ƒяєє؟ נυѕт ℓєт мє кησω αѕαρ кк :) σкιє ∂σкιє ωєℓℓ ι ѕнαℓℓ ѕєє уσυ тσмσяяσω, ιη συя ƒяєє! мα∂ ѕкιℓℓz! нєнє χσχσχσ
Р.Ś ŤĤĔ РÁŃŤĤĔŔ ĨŚ ÁŦŤĔŔ ÚŚ ÁĹĹ!
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bYe GuYs!!!! HeHe TaLk sOoN! January 22 in a nutshelldo u know what ill sum it um in a freaking tight as nutshell, it was good :) there THAT WAS MY HOLIDAYS. ah dear technology. . . . . . . . god im pissed  FUCK MYSPACE!FUCKING MYSPACE I JST TYPED A BLOG OVER 1000 WORDS BIG AND IT FUCKING DELEATED IT THE FREAKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU BASTARD! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!! it was about the entire holidays and it was good :( |
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this is a sheep
this however is not a sheep
u should NOT eat these . . . . unless of course they are one of those u know candy ones that u wear on ur wrist . . . u know wat im talking about :)
this is money
this is a boy and 
this is a girl . . . now kids when u grow up u will find out that boys and girls get . . . urges. And eventually they will want a baby sooooo they go to Kmart or Target or Big W and go to the baby store inside. They then buy a baby!!!! yep thats right no sex what so ever involved that is just a heap of bull shit that some old nurdey fuckers made up to score . . . . bitches. Anywho the moral of the story is if u want sex then sex, but if u want a baby, go to the store :) but dont but them from cash converters . . . there shit :)
BRUM BRUM BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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