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11月29日

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'NO MAN CAN EAT 50 EGGS'
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(IN AN HOUR)
 
:)
 
11月22日

JOIN US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway i have come to a final conclusion that: Jo, Lowa and Myself will rule the world. Kayla can be an advisor because the power WILL go to her head. Kisa so far is our only minion but we are still recuriting. So if anyone wants to be our minion and help fight the bad poeple that try to take away our power, chocolate and teddy bears they can just leave a comment.
 
RECURITING MINIONS!
11月11日

the laws of science

Alrighty kids we are here today to learn about the laws of science.

You have to listen carefully and if u do not pass the test at the end of the course  . . . . . u will die.

now it goes like this

 

Black Sheep this is a sheep

 

 Snailthis however is not a sheep

 

 Clocku should NOT eat these . . . . unless of course they are one of those u know candy ones that u wear on ur wrist . . .  u know wat im talking about :)

 

Money this is money

 

 Left hugthis is a boy and Right hug this is a girl . . .  now kids when u grow up u will find out that boys and girls get  . . . urges. And eventually they will want a baby sooooo they go to Kmart or Target or Big W and go to the baby store inside. They then buy a baby!!!! yep thats right no sex what so ever involved that is just a heap of bull shit that some old nurdey fuckers made up to score . . . . bitches. Anywho the moral of the story is if u want sex then sex, but if u want a baby, go to the store :) but dont but them from cash converters . . . there shit :)

 

 AutoBRUM BRUM BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

hehehe i hope u pass or remember U WILL DIE!!!!

:) have a great day!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

11月10日

wooo arnt we all excited

Now I know we are alllllllllll really really pumped about the riv mics concert tonight! :) am i right or am i right :)
LOL!!!!!!!! ITS GOING TO BE GREAT *nervious twitch*
nah it will be o.k. everyone already knows im a dick so it cant get worse? right? blah!
mmmm sooooo yea. . .  . . . .  .. . 
 
I TURN 16 NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*cough im awesome cough*
 hehe bye guys!
enjoy the wickedly awesome concert!
HAHAHA
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bye?
11月7日

lol!

ok this 'story' was written by my very dear lowa :) she was supposed to be doing an essay but wrote this. Toward the end i was basically pissing myself when i read it so i thought i would publish the whole thing on here :) here we go . . . .  . .
 
'I am meant to be writing an essay in English right now but i choose not to right now, as i would prefer to make up some junk and pretend to work. So far so good. We watched FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST in maths and at recess which was cool, we want to watch it at lunch too but i think that Lauren wants to "go nuts" as it is the last day, I say good for her but im all for sitting in the corner and watching more FMA!!! I will probibily watch some on the bus or something which will be awesome!!!! I dont know what to write about so i am stuffed! There are twenty minutes left of this lesson. I can t wait until the end of the day!!!! Kayla is reading beside me. I wish I got my book and did some reading. I got a lift this morning with Craig which was better than being on the bus as i can actually hear myself think!!
BURN THE WITCH! the witch, the witch
Kayla just read what i wrote and said, and i quote "I think I am less intelligent from reading that"
I am getting really bored and im writing about nothing and there is still 15 minutes to go. BAH!!
 
Once upon a big fat star there was a girl who was lonely and a boy who had it all. They seemed like the unlikeley couple and in true fact they were. They never got together and they both died alone with no one to hold. Sounds sad but it gets worse as there mother and father commited suicide and they drowned their children in their blood . . . that is how they died . . . .  sad, i know but that is the life of a spider."
 
lol!!! lowa i love u and ur crazy mad skills!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxox
~me~
11月6日

bah!

Its tuesday morning and I have to go to skool to my doom (math test) i know wat its on but trying to spell it would just not happen. . . . .  i love life still tho, somehow? :) be happy! but it would be good if everyone wasnt so busy all the time, especially me and em CAUSE THEN WE WOULD GET TO TALK TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT!!!!! : ) but i have decided that kiris little magical mini man friend wishes death upon us all  . . . .  he has no mercy. soooooooo anywho i have to go put my shoes on and get on tha bus, catchas all later! oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!!!!!!!