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    30 marzo

    emmy said this to me!

    i knew i shouldnt have agreed to our las vegas marriage, priest: 'emily, do u pledge to love that person no matter what' emily: '(drunken) yes,yes i do' IM SO STUPID

     

    i thought we were in love! lol

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    lauren's weekend :)

    friday= luke's house then watching mums basketball grand final then movie, Saturday= clean family friends car outside and scrub all inside, windows, vaccume etc (it was hell dirty only been cleaned once in 6 years!!!!!), clean my car then go to work 3 30 till 8 30, then go see nan and come home and watch movie with dad. Today= clean kitchen, clean turtle tank, clean my room, go out 4 lunch and got hom like 15 mins ago

    hehe i am so freaking hypo rite now!!!!!!!!!! lalala miss sigon

     

    L is for the way u look at me, O is for the only one i see, V is very very xtra ordinary, E is even more than anyone that u adore!

     

    L.O.V.E

     

    ~2moro lowa and i go nads!!!!!~

     

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    26 marzo

    For emmy

    Hey dearest . . . hope year 12 is going ok . .  ish. kinda  . . .gay. But anyway yes my plan was to write a really sweet and inspiring message, but it didnt work out that way? at least you got a whole blog dedicated to you? cool i guess . . i mite as well go, ive done enough damage lol xoxoxoxox
     
    good luck.
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    SwEeTnEsS

    LAURA'S CREATIVE ACTIVITY... TRY IT!!!!

    I want you to create a universe that is inside a universe that is inside a planet that is inside an era that is inside a star that is inside a cat that is inside an egg that is inside bacteria that is inside a blade of grass that is inside you J

     

    it'll blow your mane!!

     

    freaking sweet . . . .  you make no sense? lol xoxo

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    21 marzo

    YEA!

    HaPpY EaStEr eVeRyOnE!!!!!
     
     
    (^_^)
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    20 marzo

    How to be needy and clingy . . . or just plain annoying!

    1. Whine, whine and whine some more!
    2. Cry, randomly . . . over stupid shit. An example of this is suddenly burst into tears over dinner about the fact that the carrot that you sare now eating had to die for you to eat it, its even better if its raw, just scream I'M EATING IT ALIVE!!!!  . . . ppl will think ur insane
    3. When you laugh slap people on the back . .  really hard (it pisses them off)
    4. Over every single little thing run around asking for a high five
    5. Stand uncomfortable close to people when they are talking, then when the step back you slowly move closer again. Do this until they try run away, then chase them screaming COME BACK  . . . I LOVE YOOOUUUU!
    6. Go up to a random and hug them, claiming that you havnt seen them in forever and that they have gain a bit of weight.
    7. Dress in complete fluro and follow a group of emo's around
    8. You and a friend dress as pirates and have a duel in a public place.
    9. Run up the down escelator
    10. And interupt EVERYONE!

    Wow, believe it or not i made this list myself . . can you tell i was bored? : )

    lol, bye bye! xoxoxoxox

    (^_^)

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    19 marzo

    haha *crazy dazed smile*

    I'd just like to say a big fuck you to the people who keep jerking me around . . .  ummm thats it :)
     
    have a nice day
     
    ~love from me~
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    lol tis funny

    Reason 4 a PreNup.

     

     

     

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly

    remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

     

    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one

    of those Barbie's in the display window?"

     

    The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?  We have: Work Out

    Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,

    Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie

    for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

     

    The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95

    and the others only $19.95?"

     

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,

    Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's

    Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made

    with Ken's balls.

     

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    18 marzo

    biology and maths according to lowa!

    Open-mouthed BIOLOGY MATHS!! Tongue out
     
    Humans = Homosapien
    Lauren = Homosapien
    (Abbreviating) Lauren = Homo
    (In correct order) Homo = Lauren
    Wink Therefore Lauren is Gay! :D Rainbow
     
    *hehe*
     
    wow. . . . . this is what we did in biology today . . productive? :) lol
    catchas later! xoxoxo
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    05 marzo

    Friends

    A friend is like a flower,
    a rose to be exact,
    Or maybe like a brand new gate
    that never comes unlatched.
    A friend is like an owl,
    both beautiful and wise.
    Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
    whose spirit never dies.
    A friend is like a heart that goes
    strong until the end.
    Where would we be in this world
    if we didn't have a friend.

    ~By Emma Guest~

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